Ode to the Polar Bear

I'm going to be honest.
I'm disgusted with the amount of snow currently residing on my porch. There's really not much more to it. There's far too much snow for my liking. Especially considering the amount of time it took me to drive from Mississauga to Bolton last night. Totally unacceptable.

I hereby petition spring to hurry the crap up. Anyone with me? I'm ready to stage a protest. I'll make the signs and write the chant. Who's with me!?